"I might swing by. Lord know i hate paying $5 for a bottle of beer unless its the size of my head."
— Drew
About
Drew is an alcoholic with an IPhone, unlimited texting and far too much time.
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- Drew (9.19) Sean, I can't rememrr the last hour but I am in a Boston market and there is a man in a sea captains hat
- Sean (9.57) Drew you live the most interesting life of anyone I know. I hope you know that
- Drew (9.58) But can a table get a nigga dance?
- Drew (9.58) Seriously, the man looks like the skipper from gilligans island and he's eating a fucking pot pie
- Sean (9.59) How come you're not at the comedy show?
- Drew (9.59) I don't remember. Mmmmm meat loaf. Also I'm sexting a coworker in thyne fanciest English speak. Thy god on mine side
- Drew (6.33): Woke up. Turned my drunk on. It's a lot like my swag, but I send better texts.
- Sam(6.44): You're my favorite drunk.
- Drew (6.41): You have no idea how much that means to me. I'm in a McDonald's bathroom right now with a quarter pounder and a flask.
And so it begins.
-Sean
